Actually, no need to be dramatic, this is just soap... really beautifully crafted and responsibly sourced soap. Will it get you clean? Yes. Will it hydrate? Also yes. Will it make your skin smell beautiful? Absolutely. Will it make you sing better in the shower? Questionable. Life is weird enough without a bar of soap telling you a long story so we'll get off our soapbox so you can open yours. Lights, lather... Action!
